I Love Lindsay Dee Lohan
             WHY OH WHY DO THEY KEEP THROWING CACTUS                          INTO LINDSAY LOHAN’S PATH!!!!

             WHY OH WHY DO THEY KEEP THROWING CACTUS
                          INTO LINDSAY LOHAN’S PATH!!!!

I honestly can’t see how you can get any hotter than this photo!!!! Hopefully, all those people who say Luscious Lilo has had facial and breast reconstruction will eat their words.  I’ve seen some incredible acting in my life, but Lindsay’s portrayal of an actress who isn’t capable of even basic emotions is a true tour de force of her craft.

I honestly can’t see how you can get any hotter than this photo!!!! Hopefully, all those people who say Luscious Lilo has had facial and breast reconstruction will eat their words.  I’ve seen some incredible acting in my life, but Lindsay’s portrayal of an actress who isn’t capable of even basic emotions is a true tour de force of her craft.

                               LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE TO ENJOY
                       AN ALCOHOL AND DRUG FREE COACHELLA

Lindsay has been working so very hard being the award winning actress she is. Twenty hour work days, seven days a week, for weeks at a time leaves a terrible toll on the psyche of someone so brilliant yet so fragile.

Now Lindsay has a chance to enjoy a few days of rest, relaxation, and soothing music in a totally drug free, alcohol free environment.  But will you people leave her alone?  No, you’re looking to find her doing some kind of drug that we all already know she has never ingested - certainly not Adderall or Cocaine or Meth or PCP or Clonozapam or Crack or Heroin or Ketamine or Buprenorphine or Xanax or Ambien or any number of muscle relaxants or various sedatives or any number of controlled substances placed in a Waring Blender and mixed up with a liter of vodka then poured into an empty water bottle.

It’s my fervent wish that Lilo’s close personal friend, confidant, fellow shopaholic, and not an addict Vikram Chatwal will also be allowed to be there - honestly, they make the cutest couple EVER!!!!!  And we all know Lindsay Lohan is not having oral or anal sex with him in return for something as meaningless as free clothes, shoes, drugs, or God forbid, money.

So Paparazzi, when Lindsay is in the VIP corral with all those know it all, working actors and actresses, please don’t take her picture - allow her a few hours of sober, clean fun.

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I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.

Lindsay or Marilyn - - - Marilyn or Lindsay    

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                          Lindsay or Marilyn - - - Marilyn or Lindsay

                                Can YOU Tell The Difference?

                                  Yeppers, I Can’t Tell Either

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        WHO INVITED THIS WOMAN TO TAKE LINDSAY’S OSCAR????
                  If They Had Only Given Liz and Dick a Limited                             Theatrical Release, That Oscar                                Would have Been Inscribed:
                         BEST ACTRESS: LINDSAY DEE LOHAN
                                              #INJUSTICE
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        WHO INVITED THIS WOMAN TO TAKE LINDSAY’S OSCAR????

                  If They Had Only Given Liz and Dick a Limited
                             Theatrical Release, That Oscar
                                Would have Been Inscribed:

                         BEST ACTRESS: LINDSAY DEE LOHAN

                                              #INJUSTICE

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It was a sobering experience.

 

                                Lindsay Lohan discussing rehab.

It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our first, you know, colored president.

Lindsay Lohan
interview with Maria Menounos
Access Hollywood


Please don’t ever say our Dear Lindsay is unaware of what is happening in our great country.  Our own dear, precious Lilo - always respectful and Politically Correct.

                                       Is it Mother or Daughter
Sometimes it’s just about impossible to tell the difference between Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina.  I find it incredible that they look so much alike, especially age-wise.  The only way I could tell for sure was when I noticed the freckle on Lilo gums.  You can see one between her teeth.
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Congratulations Dina, sometimes I wonder if you truly understand exactly what it is you’ve birthed.
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#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Dina Lohan #Twins

                                       Is it Mother or Daughter

Sometimes it’s just about impossible to tell the difference between Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina.  I find it incredible that they look so much alike, especially age-wise.  The only way I could tell for sure was when I noticed the freckle on Lilo gums.  You can see one between her teeth.

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Congratulations Dina, sometimes I wonder if you truly understand exactly what it is you’ve birthed.

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#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar 
#Celebrity #Dina Lohan #Twins

Whether she is riding in a Limousine, flying first class in a plane, or staying at a four star luxury hotel, you know Lindsay Lohan will be looking Like a Movie Star.
From her stunning looks, to her perfect makeup, to her perfectly coiffed hair, to her beauty manicured hands, to her uncanny fashion sense, Lilo is a study in Regal, Classic Beauty.
Aphrodite would blush at Lindsay’s Goddess like beauty.  In fact, I’ve heard from many men how much Lindsay Loves it Greek Style, which I’m assuming refers to her love of “The Iliad and the Odyssey”.
#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Greek Style#Celebrity #Totally Hot

Whether she is riding in a Limousine, flying first class in a plane, or staying at a four star luxury hotel, you know Lindsay Lohan will be looking Like a Movie Star.

From her stunning looks, to her perfect makeup, to her perfectly coiffed hair, to her beauty manicured hands, to her uncanny fashion sense, Lilo is a study in Regal, Classic Beauty.

Aphrodite would blush at Lindsay’s Goddess like beauty.  In fact, I’ve heard from many men how much Lindsay Loves it Greek Style, which I’m assuming refers to her love of “The Iliad and the Odyssey”.

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Greek Style
#Celebrity #Totally Hot

                                 Lindsay Lohan, Total Babe
Honestly, who here doesn’t think Lilo should be giving Hair, Makeup, and Lifestyle Master Classes?
And just look over your right shoulder Lilo, that stiff little man is right within your reach.  Grab it firmly, pull it gently to your face, and give the head a nice, soft kiss.  You know he wants it.

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Totally Hot #Academy Award #stiff little man

                                 Lindsay Lohan, Total Babe

Honestly, who here doesn’t think Lilo should be giving Hair, Makeup, and Lifestyle Master Classes?

And just look over your right shoulder Lilo, that stiff little man is right within your reach.  Grab it firmly, pull it gently to your face, and give the head a nice, soft kiss.  You know he wants it.

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar
#Celebrity #Totally Hot #Academy Award #stiff little man

I love my red hair. It makes me spunkier.

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                                     I LUV YOU LINDSAY!!!! 

When I’m thinking SPUNK, I’m always thinking LINDSAY LOHAN.

                                       I know you do too.

        

             Lindsay Lohan should have been in HUNGER GAMES
Just look at this photo and tell me our Lilo would not have made the perfect Katniss Everdeen.  Perfect Body, Perfect Face, Perfect Work Ethic. No one can deny she would have acted rings around Jennifer whats-her-name.
That Jennifer girl may be on the covers of five different magazines a month, she may have had seven movies premiere in the last two years, and she may have won an Oscar for some silly “art house” movie, but honestly - did she STAR in Mean Girls?  BTW, I think it’s obvious to everyone that if Liz and Dick had gotten a theatrical release like it should have, we would be talking about a different winner for Academy Award, Best Actress.
I rest my case.
#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Academy Award #Movie Star

             Lindsay Lohan should have been in HUNGER GAMES

Just look at this photo and tell me our Lilo would not have made the perfect Katniss Everdeen.  Perfect Body, Perfect Face, Perfect Work Ethic. No one can deny she would have acted rings around Jennifer whats-her-name.

That Jennifer girl may be on the covers of five different magazines a month, she may have had seven movies premiere in the last two years, and she may have won an Oscar for some silly “art house” movie, but honestly - did she STAR in Mean Girls?  BTW, I think it’s obvious to everyone that if Liz and Dick had gotten a theatrical release like it should have, we would be talking about a different winner for Academy Award, Best Actress.

I rest my case.

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Academy Award #Movie Star

                     The Lindsay Lohan Lifestyle leads to THIS!!!
Honestly people, a body like this just doesn’t show up unannounced, it took years for Lilo’s physique to get into this shape.  
#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #HEALTH FREAK #StairMaster

                     The Lindsay Lohan Lifestyle leads to THIS!!!

Honestly people, a body like this just doesn’t show up unannounced, it took years for Lilo’s physique to get into this shape.  

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #HEALTH FREAK #StairMaster

               Why Can’t People Leave Lilo and Her Friends Alone

I am so angry about how they are treating Vikram Chatwal like a common drug addicted criminal, like he actually did something wrong.  This really gets my goat!

Anyone could have taken that Heroin, all of those pills, that bag of marijuana and then without warning hidden them in poor Vikrams crotch!!!  As far as all of those alleged pills found buried deep in his alleged bag?  Indians are known for being polite to a fault, he just didn’t want to insult those crude, mean spirited, hateful TSA agents.  That’s why he said the pills were his and he didn’t have any prescriptions for them.  Vikram just didn’t want those TSA agents to think they were wrong - the man cares that much about the feelings of others.  You would think they would care about Vikrams feelings, give him those alleged drugs back to him and let him to to Gucci Lohan’s funeral.

Next, let’s look at those pictures right above.  People are saying that Lohan is doing something illegal with some kind of white powder that was crushed on the glass tabletop and then snorted with one of Vikrams $1,000 bills that she palmed and never returned, along with all his jewelry which she took after he passed out from the roofie.  How could you people be so foolish?  Haven’t you ever heard of dropped contact lenses?

In the bottom picture, people take something totally innocent and try to make it seem so tawdry.  How dare you think any impure thoughts about our mostly virginal Lindsay Lohan - I can tell you for a fact that he isn’t crushing giant tablets of horse tranquilizer, rubbing the powder on his penis and having our dear, dear Lindsay lick it off with animalistic gusto and unabandoned glee.   It’s so obvious what’s happening that I feel stupid actually telling you the truth.  Vikram values our luscious Lilo’s counsel - she is a sounding board that he uses often and at all times of the day and night.  Anyone looking at this photo can see Miss Lohan is deep in thought. Just look at the concentration on her face - it is so obvious this is a hard problem he just shoved her way, her brain must be throbbing, deep so deep in thought that she will come up with the right answer and Vikram will erupt with a howl and spurt out all kinds of accolades - I just hope he doesn’t make a mess.

Why can’t you people just see these photo’s for what they are. These are not some tawdry pictures of two people all gacked up on drugs, no siree Bob. It is just so obvious that they are trying to work out a hard, hard problem and it’s also quite obvious that through Lindsay Lohan’s expertise the problem has now shriveled to almost nothing.

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Vikram Chatwal  #No Oral Sex Here #Hard Hard Work #Two people lost in thought

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                                 Perfection, Pure Perfection
Sometimes, Kismet happens. The hair, make-up, jewelry, clothes, and accessories all just come together in the Perfect Look.  Admit it, what can be done here to improve on the total beauty that is Lindsay Lohan?  And what can you possibly say about those incredible LUSCIOUS LILO LIPS?
#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Total Beauty #LUSCIOUS LILO LIPS

                                 Perfection, Pure Perfection

Sometimes, Kismet happens. The hair, make-up, jewelry, clothes, and accessories all just come together in the Perfect Look.  Admit it, what can be done here to improve on the total beauty that is Lindsay Lohan?  And what can you possibly say about those incredible LUSCIOUS LILO LIPS?

#Lilo #FreckledFreedom #Lindsay Lohan #Linocent #LittleStar #Celebrity #Total Beauty #LUSCIOUS LILO LIPS